But what we've wanted to know all along is who is 'Gorgeous' written about?
A perfect accessory for any self-loathing gay celebrity, the “beard” by definition is “any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.” Rock Hudson had one, Liberace had two, and there’s no doubt closeted gay Hollywood is chock-full of them cough today.
Perhaps the most famous (and certainly the most obvious) modern gay beard is country star Taylor Swift, a beard so highly revered and profitable she’s been considered by some to be Hollywood’s first Power Beard.
After the listening party, one fan revealed, "Basically Taylor made us all promise that if anyone made any accusations of who this song is about, we tell them it is 100 per cent about her angel boyfriend of 1 year (this isn’t a secret, she wanted us to tell people)." Another added, "Any love song Taylor writes now is about Joe and only Joe.
In the last decade, we've seen a lot of Taylor Swifts. We've seen sci-fi Taylor Swift before, notably in her squad-based action film "Bad Blood," which featured Kendrick Lamar for unclear business reasons. It begins with Taylor Swift walking into some prison in the underbelly of a near future city that's labeled with self-referential Taylor Swift graffiti.
She and Taylor Swift with the hood seem to be acquaintances.
But Taylor Swift 2.0 can also do magic, which kills the other Taylor Swift, who is really a robot.Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly prefers “tits and ass,” but we’re still secretly hoping his brief 2010 relationship with Swift was a sham. Swift took a dip in the Kennedy family gene pool for three months in 2012, when she dated 18-year-old Conner Kennedy.They broke up after three months because they “lived too far apart.” If One Direction front man Harry Styles were gay, he’d probably just be openly gay.He revealed last year that they never actually had sex, probably because Taylor refused to whip and penetrate him.Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner most likely just exchanged makeup tips and boy gossip during their three-month relationship in late 2009.Swift continues to deny allegations that she briefly dated Zac Efron last year.